Bar None Suds Stroll
March 18, 2019
Bar None Suds Stroll
There are many annual traditions and events that happen in
Key West, but few have the history and heritage of the annual St. Patrick’s Day
Bar Stroll. This year marks the 41st consecutive year that the event
has been held, making it one of the longest running Key West events that there
is. The event has an illustrious history since it first began back in 1979.
Founder Rick Dostal still runs the event, which has been
going strong since it first began as the St. Patrick’s Day Bar None Suds Run.
The original race (and for the first six years) the stroll was an actual race
across the island with stops at various bars where participants would chug a
full beer before racing off to the next stop. A lot of beer chugging, running
and vomiting led to the event being reclassified as a stroll for its seventh
year, with local legend Buco Pantelis still holding the record for the fastest
suds run at just under 14 minutes.
Buco and Rick may be the only ones still around from those
early years, most of the bar stops that have been used over the years have come
and gone and are now known only in Key West lore. Places like the Full Moon
Saloon, Simonton Street Station, the Blue Boar, Lowell C’s, Maynard’s, Billy’s
Bar, The Cistern, Dill’s Pickle and the Sandbar are all nothing but memories
but some current bars go back nearly to the beginning.
The Bull and Whistle has been a stop since the beginning,
the only bar to be a stop at every stroll, places like Rick’s and Schooner
Wharf Bar have been stops since they opened and even more bars are more recent
additions. The stroll begins promptly at noon, now starting at the Southernmost
Beach Café and this year included stops at the Salty Angler, 915 Restaurant,
Cowboy Bill’s, Aqua, the Hard Rock Café, Rick’s, The Bull, Lucy’s Retired
Surfer’s Bar and the Schooner Wharf.
Hundreds and hundreds of people show up, all decked out in
their St. Paddy’s day finest and there is a sea of Kelly green wandering down
Duval Street making stops for their free beer at each stop. The stroll takes
many most of the day and into the early evening and for many, it is their
favorite Key West event of the year. In addition to the official registrants,
there is a sort of shadow crowd that does not pay an entry fee, yet follows
along each year as part of the throng.
These people sort of miss the point of the event being a
charity fundraiser, but still add to the overall festive nature of the event,
which gets more and more festive with each stop and additional alcohol boost.
It can get a little messy by the end, which is why I generally don’t make a day
of it, making it a little past halfway before calling it a day.
This year it was especially hot and sunny, which to me just
increases my level of discomfort which is why after passing the halfway point,
I ditched the end of the stroll and hit the pool at the Marker Resort for some
cool relaxation. I do enjoy the event in spite of often cutting it short and I
really appreciate the history and fun that people have with it and the fact
that so much is raised for charitable causes.